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1. you convince others to join it
2. you converse with other people more on their ‘walls’ than in person
3. you threaten others to join it, if they don’t, for some reason they’re stupid
4. you write on people’s walls more than you write notes in class
5. you constantly check out the hot chicks/guys
6. You get upset when Facebook is “temporarily unavailable”
7. You tell other ‘facebookers’ around you to come check him/her out, or look what she/he wrote on my wall
8. Your sentences consists of lol, =D every 2 to 3 words
9. You go emo when someone takes you off his/her friends list
10. You get withdrawal symptoms when you’re not on facebook for more than 3 minutes
Some of these are real groaners... others are actually quite clever!
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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one fresh enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Don't you have fresh turkeys?" The stock boy answered, "But they are all dead. Now how can I make them take a bath?"
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
GOING DOWN WITH THE PICKUP - Three BYU graduates were riding in the cab of a pickup across a bridge. Three U. grads were riding in the back of the pickup. The pickup went off the road into the water and sank. The BYU grads rolled down the windows, got out, and were able to swim safely to shore. The U. grads drowned because they could not get the tailgate down.
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ON TRACK - As two BYU grads walked through the countryside, they noticed some tracks. The first asked, ``Deer tracks?'' The second replied, ``No, bear tracks.'' However, the conversation ended abruptly when a train hit them.
